I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
Espeon + Eevee + Umbreon | Naoyo Kimura
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
my phone just changed “what” to “me hat” and i can’t stop imagining a forlorn pirate reaching for his cap as it floats just beyond his grasp in the breeze only to clutch his breast as he sheds a year and murmurs “…me hat…”
forlorn pirates apparently go from 25 to 24 with just a touch of the breast!!!
my phone has struck again. this poor pirate has to suffer through so much. tragic.
Link’s in modern clothing! Click for full size.
bless the fact that Time actually stands like that in game tho
If anyone knows who drew these and if they made more, please let me know. This is just amazing.
*whispers* i need it
… yep I’d watch the hell out of this.
I was honestly never a big fan of this show when i was younger but I would totally watch this if it became a thing!!
i tried to take a picture damnit
annnnnd you are fucking adorableAWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y
It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE
Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord
is this tinkerbell?
IF TINK AND PETER PAN HAD A KID THAT KID WOULD BE YOU.
Danny Sexbang on FriendZone (October 18th, 2013)